The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)
Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
by Billian Lodeur July 29, 2021
Get the camryn Olivemug. dear Oliver,
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me
karina: "oliver is so amazing I love him."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."
by shitonyourfacecunt December 12, 2021
Get the Olivermug. by HAHAHAGANGX01 March 29, 2020
Get the Olivermug. Olivs is the most orgasmic human on the planet.
You better watch out because if you see olivs your 100% bound to get a boner and cause an extremely awkward situation.
She is the best person in the universe so you’re the luckiest person in the world if you can call her yours.
You better watch out because if you see olivs your 100% bound to get a boner and cause an extremely awkward situation.
She is the best person in the universe so you’re the luckiest person in the world if you can call her yours.
by OnlyTellingTruth April 8, 2021
Get the Olivsmug. When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.
With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.
by Marco Porno June 24, 2021
Get the sandy olivemug. Oliver’s are typically shy boys/men but when you get them to open up can be pretty funny. Oliver is creative and very attractive and has a large you no what
by a person on December 4, 2019
Get the Olivermug. by Cheeseyturd December 5, 2021
Get the Olivemug.