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Ninja Google

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...
“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it
“ok, watch the door”
by statsbadass March 9, 2010
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cattail ninjas

1. Some rad girlie band from Portland, Maine.
2. Ninjas that fight with cattails.
1. "Those Cattail Ninja girls are pretty rad, and so's their music."
2. "Capisic Pond is FULL of those cattail ninjas, so you better watch out, FOOL!"
by the guhllies. October 23, 2005
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ninja town

A town on Ninja Island that is famous because the greatest ninja ever known grew up there, Bruce Lee. The town is completely hidden from everybody but ninjas, as so with the entire island.
Bruce Lee grew up in Ninja Town.
The population of Ninja Town is 3,087.
by beattie April 11, 2005
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Ninja Handbook

Ancient Handbook revealing the ways of Ninja's throughout past centuries. Detailing moves and remedies of ancient days, the Handbook is often used as a guide for Ninjas in training. Although the Handbook is considered by some to be a myth, because of a terrible Asian's mistake, 2 white people have learned of its existence. Naturally this sparked interest in the index.
How does Bruce Lee do all those wicked awesome flips and kicks? He must have learned them from his Ninja Handbook.
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secret ninja

1. a "potentially harmful" highschool female, but only when provoked by stupid people.

2. also the name of an ass-kickin' feminist publication in the form of a notebook.

related words: secret ninja society
1. "I can't believe you said that to her! She's a Secret Ninja, she'll kick your ass!"

2."Man, I wish I could read that notebook. Whoever reads it laughs the whole time!"
by Allie January 18, 2004
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Cock Ninja

The act of sneaking up behind a girl and smacking her in the face with your cock when she least expects it...like a ninja.
I totally cock ninja'd that bitch and she loved it.
by Ms. Cock Muslim July 13, 2009
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Ass Ninja

a practitioner of the ancient art of ninjitsu, who happens to enjoy smoking the occasional wiener.
The guy that lives accross the hall from me is an ass ninja
by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005
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