Meth Monster

A female that uses IV drugs, and cannot hit herself..

IV drug user that has a male follow them around all day so he could hit her vein with Meth* Meth care taker.!

The Meth Monsters are taking over KEOKUK...

by Meth Reaper September 4, 2018

cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies

that kid is a cookie monster

by MR YEETER April 23, 2019

Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

by Amy Jae August 25, 2019

Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

by Boi_person February 15, 2017

Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

by Sossburger January 28, 2020

cummy monster

A non fictional character played and voiced by someone normally named Sam occasionally voiced by someone named Mitch. The cummy monster will eat you is a cute way of saying...... fuck me in the ass please. Normally brought up by a faggot

The cummy monster wants to come and get you!

by THC Cummy Worms May 4, 2020

Cave Monster

(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.

The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.

by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012