mexican flapjack 

When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.

Dwet made a mexican flapjack on Daggie's back.

mexican flapjack by Eric Lex December 10, 2007

mexican mustache 

a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer's.

teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.

mexican mustache by j8ud98e560sd98ry September 5, 2006

mexican train 

A term originated in Mexican prisons. A train consists of 7 to 10 men (usually of Mexican heritage) "having their way" on a weaker more vulnerable man. Damaged sphicter and colon are common results of a Mexican train.

Ramon and his group "Familia De Cinqo", have given a new degenerate prisoner named Randy the experience of a mexican train.

mexican train by red21dragon January 21, 2005

mexican fish bowl 

When a dirty slut has multiple men ejaculate in her mouth in a single sexual experience, the slut must be able to not swollow until after the last seahorse has been evacuated from the final contestants testies.

Man, Sally is such a hot looking slut, we should get her drunk one night and give her a mexican fish bowl.

mexican fish bowl by Christobon January 7, 2008

mexican knife fight 

A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.

Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.

mexican knife fight by Brian Salts January 13, 2009

Mexican Chest Sex 

When two people are rubbing up and down in a vertical manner, chests touching while standing.

This can be done between any two people, regardless of sex. There is no horizontal movement, only vertical rubbing of the chest areas. Participants maybe clothed or not.

"Hes not even humping her. It's like mexican chest sex!"

Mexican Chest Sex by theorator August 25, 2009

Mexican Surprise 

When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.

Surprise!!!

Be careful man, you don't want to wake up one day to the Mexican Surprise.

Mexican Surprise by levarselosmonos April 25, 2011