Yoghurt male

Name: Whatever name you associate with someone who’s annoyingly good at everything.

Personality type : Yoghurty.

A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.

Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.

They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.

They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.

Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’

Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’

Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’

Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
by Auxford jicktionary June 25, 2023
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Male Siri

This is Siri with a male voice well it,s sounds good but not a lot of people know about it
Hey Siri

Male Siri: what
I want a joke
Male Siri : sorry I don,t know jokes
by Yendry_0110 November 8, 2020
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Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022
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Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong
by anonymous May 25, 2022
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Potato Salad Male

An idividual above a yogurt male in the hierarchy of men. Just like yogurt males, potato salad males enjoy the simpler things in life, however the difference is that potato salad is more superior than yogurt making potato salad men above all men. They are well respected individuals with amazing humour.
Wow, that guy is so chill... he must be a potato salad male, so handsome.
by Potato salad enjoyer May 26, 2022
mugGet the Potato Salad Malemug.

Male-Bag

That mailman, Ralph was over in Rhonda's trailer for more than an hour. No doubt he had something special for her in his Male-Bag.
by Captain Megalos February 10, 2024
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