mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

Lick

To touch something or someone😳 with your tongue

Please don't lick people!

Me: mmmm this ice-cream looks delicious!
*licks*

by Mathiasham1 December 21, 2021

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

Lick Long Lick

Lick Long Lick

Lick Long Lick

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Shloer, snack and lick a sack

A recovering alcoholics idea of an evening that would be: wine, dine and 69

Sorry I don’t drink but we could Shloer, snack and lick a sack

by Mechysavage November 19, 2023

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

diabolical lick

An unspeakable act of theft, commonly related to school property.

Only the first week of school and i already hit the most diabolical lick

by wetfrant09 September 8, 2021