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by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
by poopyman September 16, 2013

Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
by Wifflum January 2, 2022

When you’re shielding up with your homies and you can’t help but want to ejaculate all over them and scream in a psychotic fashion.
Dave: I’m gonna bust my sexy little boy friends.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo
Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
Tyrone: Ayyyoooo
Roger: What does your magic juice taste like uwu?
Fred: I have titties so I’m edge and fart until I shit, you just Fortnite Jizz Fizz us.
by SteveHarvey7 March 15, 2024

“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”
“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”
“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”
“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
by anonymous January 4, 2023
