Jacksel

JACKSEL< When one masturbates behind girls back, slags on her back (thinking thats its cum) and she turns around, then you cum in her eye causing severe pain and discomfort>

did u hear Boon gave her a jacksel.
hahah i jackselled u.

by BOON April 8, 2005

Faking jacks

The original term comes from the crack game. It means to sell a crack fiend something other than crack. Instead of crack, it is substituted with soap, plaster or some other substance in order to steal the crack fiend's money.

Raheem sold me 4 Jums, but was soap. He is faking jacks

by Imjustsayinh November 30, 2017

Jackson

(Verb) to Jackson, Jacksoning, Jacksoned. The act of Jacksoning someone is to somehow, exploit or otherwise manipulate, a completely unwilling party, to provide an aid or a service, while providing absolutely no short or long-term compensation. It is executed to such a degree of dexterity and skill, that often, the Jacksoned party does not fully comprehend that they were infact Jacksoned. One can often comment on the laziness of a Jackson, or on how much a Jackson is in their debt, or can discuss previous incidents with other victims, and yet will still unwittingly get Jacksoned by that same party. A Jackson will always leave an opening available for any future goods or services they may require. Jacksoning is not limited to any one-on-one manipulation but can extend to several individuals, for several different things.

Side note: Jacksoning is not a spontaneous act, that can be achieved by anyone. It is a delicate art that has to be practiced often, and planned to perfection. A good Jackson can achieve almost anything for the price of nothing.

Steven: hey buddy! where you going?

Clark: I’m just gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes.

7 hrs later.

Clark: (to his friend john) man, earlier I was walking to my car, to buy a pack of cigarettes, and I ran into Steven. Somehow we ended up at dinner, I paid for his meal, then dropped him off at his house, where we ran into his landlord. He somehow convinced me pay for his next 2 months rent.

John: That’s odd!

Clark: yea, I know. He also took my pack of cigarettes. I’d go buy another pack but he borrowed my car for the next week. I had to walk back, cause I didn’t have anymore money to pay for a cab.

John: DUDE! You just got totally Jacksoned!!!

Clark: GODDAMMIT!

by cola w. balls May 19, 2010

jackson 5

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.

I have my own Jackson 5 at home.

by Randy Rhoads November 10, 2006

Jackson Five

A codeword for a joint of marijuana, intended for five people

OR

just a really big joint of marijuana.

We went to the pub with the gang the other day, rolled a jackson five and got sweety high...

by derS September 3, 2005

jackson mann

a person taht is just too cool for words! a person, who, when it comes to coolness, is on a par with barak obama! now thats one cool dude!

hayden - hey elliot, you know jackson?
elliot - who jackson mann?
hayden - yeah! jackson mann! man! he's one cool dude!
elliot - allmost as cool as barak obama one might say!
hayden - wow he must be damn cool!

by hayden thompson February 7, 2009

Jacks

Phone Booth

Yo my nigga imma call up them fly honeys on them jacks

by NuMbA1StUnTa December 17, 2008