Jesus Penis 

A term often yelled when either in a great debate, and or a pissed off mood.

Dawson: "Jesus Penis! These scrotum licking daddybag bitches keep reaming my rim in Halo!"

Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"

Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)

Shawn: "Love you hubby."

Dawson: "Love you too hubster."

Jesus Penis by Dawsy Boi September 21, 2011

jesus string 

A string type object in which case generally a shoe lace is used to make a lasoo type loop then tied around your head to hold your hair in place.Making sure u have only one string of the shoe lace that dangles down usualy at the back or over your shoulder. Which will make you some how look like jesus in some way. Maybe because jesus has long hair and a head band.

Person 1:hey whys that guy got a shoe lace around his head?

Person 2: nah man its cool, its a jesus string, cant u see its holding his hair down from the furious blowing winds.

jesus string by G-sis April 11, 2006

Jesus Titty Fuck

Jesus titty fuck is the act of Jesus coming down from the heaven's above with his giant Jesus dick and just pounding it in your mouth as your breast fold around it, flopping senselessly as you cry from pleasure. THAT my good sir is a Jesus Titty Fuck.

OH GOD! Thanks for the Jesus Titty Fuck!

Jesus Titty Fuck by Annavis Yvi October 21, 2010

Jesus christ monkey balls 

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.

Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!

Jesus christ monkey balls by Nick Durp April 29, 2008

Jesus Christ 

A carpenter, a complex, caused alot of headache. Oy Vey

Guy at door: Have you found Jesus Christ?
Guy in house: You lost him?

Jesus Christ by stoolybird October 26, 2006

Jesus Boots 

Jesus Boots are godlike, they give you the ultimite power. They are stylistic, hip, cool, bop'in, and bong'in. They are the most comfortable jesus boots you can get; a strap goes over the thinger, with the tonger, and connects to the farghof which then gives you the carbon glandonate producing the ultimite comfort

"yo man, where'd you get those jesus boots"
"What are jesus boots?"
"would you like to use some jesus boots"
"Are you wearing jesus boots"
"put your jesus boots on, its gonna be a wild night"
"jesus boots, they wont let you break the surface tension of water"
"oh man, you just fudged my jesus boots"

Jesus Boots by Ekoh August 17, 2006

Jesus H. Christ 

Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.

And He shall be named Jesus H. Christ because He shall say "Hey, Zeus, I'm gonna take your place!"

Jesus H. Christ by Reverend Lovejoy May 26, 2006