Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).

"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".

"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."

Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009

Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome 

The rare occurance of black "people" turning white.

Doctor: "I have terrible news, Mrs. Shyqueesha. Your child has been diagnosed with Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome.
Shyqueesha: "yo vro, da fuck is dat noize?"
Doctor: "well... lets just say, he will never steal again.

Reverse Micheal Jackson Syndrome by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

Daniel Jackson 

1. That guy on Stargate SG-1 that was all "Oh I'm too important for this show" so he quit but then he came crawling back.

2. That guy that makes Xie piss his pants laughing

"Blha blah blah blah blah, Daniel Jackson" - Teal'c

Daniel Jackson by Damanda January 7, 2007

Michael Jackson isn't dead 

Yup thats right

Michael Jackson isn't dead = truth

Michael Jackson isn't dead by jsiksi August 6, 2009

Phat Jackson

A player who camps ( stays in one spot ) or sets trip wires while playing Call of Duty or various other multiplayer games.

Guy: That guy must be dead, he hasn't moved in 30 minutes

Guy 2: Nah, he just has a case of Phat Jackson

Phat Jackson by Domino D July 28, 2008

kenneth jackson 

Very talented. Certain about everything. Has anger issues, sometimes, but often laid back. Once you get him mad there is no calming him down. Lovable, caring, dependable, and independent.

Talented kenneth jackson

kenneth jackson by Kid Turnt-Up December 23, 2013

Wet Jackson 

The Act of Not jerking off for a week and then cumming a sweaty load into your pants. You then proceed to wring your pants out over a glass of milking giving it to your friend Jackson as A drink with his cookies.

Jackson asked for cookies and milk but i decided to give it a surprise by adding my secret recipe of Wet Jackson.

Wet Jackson by JkMe March 10, 2017