in bed with a bad bitch rn

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”

:wyd?

: in bed with a bad bitch rn

by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022

Bed

Somewhere where you sleep or make your kids

I had so much fun in bed last night

by Ronnieronnie April 2, 2022

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Bed nazi

When your significant other has the need to make the bed the second the last person gets up.

Got up to pee and marissa had made the bed before I was done sleeping. Bitch I was just about to hop back in, you bed nazi!

by Brian g January 18, 2021

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

Bed

*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*

*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021