i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland

i've sharted me self or i sharted myself

by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022

I/Ubro

Someone who leaves their friends stranded and alone. I/Ubros are this world's least bro people! Only followed up by Kylos and DJs. Never ask a I/Ubro to pick you up, he has already made up his mind.

Are you serious? Is I/Ubro already at McDonalds? He was supposed to pick us up!

by Very_bro_dude March 5, 2019

kevin i

A weird guy that cant really dance. His bestfriend is a jerk and he kinda is to. He thinks he has abs, but he really got the pic off of google chrome..

Guy 1 : brooo kevin is shook rn
Guy 2: yeah, hes shooketh to the coreth

by Poopface1234_ November 22, 2017

I-Ready

I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.

Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!

Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr

In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(

Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway

Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!

by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023

and i oop-

vsco girl sentence when they shit themselves

AND I OOP-
shut your crusty musty ass up or else i will throw your hydroflask and scrunchies out in your preppy little ocean filled with whale sperm

by onlyWs February 6, 2023

and I oop-

A word said and derived by "VSCO" girls. Usually said when something goes wrong (by accident or on purpose)

Katie: *drops hydro flask*

Vsco girl: "and I oop- "

by That short asian April 28, 2020

And i oop-

"And I oop" is something VSCO girls uses to express shock. Let's say you just dropped your Hydro flask water bottle into a puddle of mud by mistake and now you are SHOOK-eth because it's dirty af. An appropriate response would be "and I oop

*Drops hydro flask in puddle*

Vsco: AnD i oOP-

by Black Blast November 14, 2019