eat my hams

eat me out ; )

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh

by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019

Ham

A word created when a girl named Michelle was going to say something else but accidently said ”ham” and are nowadays a word used for absolutely no reasons. It started as an internal joke but ended up as a word everyone says all the time.

Lucas: ”How did the test go ham?”.
Michelle: ”Good ham”.
Lucas: ”Ham I'm so proud of you”.
Michelle: ”Thanks ham you”.

by Luclin January 28, 2022

Ham

When someone gets their bare ass and forcefully puts it on someone’s face. Usually when sleeping

I’m gonna ham u if u fall asleep

by A toilet cleaner November 8, 2018

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

HAM

Hard as a mother fucker.

Hey guys, I went ham on that girl from the bar I met last night.

by Bobby joe finkle March 30, 2015

Hams

Ass cheeks, usually juicy ones.

"Look at those Hams!"

by Big_Bosh November 28, 2021

Rummaging the ham

fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick

"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?

by NoloveDeepweb August 29, 2017