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Ham

You’re cool if someone calls you ham
I smoke all the time, that’s ham 😎
by Itz_that April 26, 2019
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ham slice

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.
My bud Kelly is a ham slice
by Tingly August 23, 2023
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Ham

It’s good that comes from dirty pigs and Muslims can’t have it
by Davidsixtyfour November 22, 2021
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Ham hawk

Damn! She got a ham hawk.
by DeeSaidThat November 28, 2021
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ham rock

Being from Rockingham, NC where inbreeding is so rampant they don't even know where they live. The extra chromosomes are in the water.
Dammit Ham Rock, why are you so retarded?
by HONKIEKONGO May 22, 2018
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Ham

She’s annoying but she’s also funny and nice so like idc if she’s annoying cause I am too
Have you seen my friend ham?
No..why tf is her name ham..
You wouldn’t understand…#brocken#emo
by r3wbeef July 12, 2021
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Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.
Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
by Pourl January 15, 2008
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