Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.

1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.

by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

ham

if ur ham then ur gay

ham is gay

by itukasheet August 18, 2022

victorian ham

When you finger a girl with ham and you put cum on it and eat it

I gave that girl some Victorian Ham

by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

pulling ham

lying, not answering texts/calls, pissing someone off, making up fake stories

person 1: what are you doing tonight?

person 2 :going to my grandmas.

person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.

by 420f0rLIFE March 22, 2011

ham garage

Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.

‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’

by SevillaWalletDamageFC July 14, 2018

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019