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Christmas Goose

an accidental or intentional light pat or bump on the derriere of a co-worker from another co-worker, male or female at any time throughout the year but especially during Christmastime.
Kevin bumped into Tracy while making drinks at the soda machine. Tracy blew it off, smiled and said "Christmas Goose!"
by Gina Kellie February 17, 2018
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Your goose is cooked

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.
If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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canada goose jacket

Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters

Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.

However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.

This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.
Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.
by veritast October 22, 2009
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Georgia Goose Rocket

When the fupa is elevated, anal fluff trimmings are inserted into the snatch. Intercourse commences with male partner flapping his arms like the wings of a goose and sounding the mallard mating call. The female responds firvently fondling her fupa.
Bartholomew and Irmak perform the Georgia Goose Rocket during hot, steamy nights.
by ConorMike July 4, 2008
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loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.
Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!
by markuz May 16, 2006
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Gluck Gluck Goose

When a group of guys gets together and a girl goes around sucks each dick (in and out) once and then moves on to the next one. The first guy to cum is the goose.
Bro you want to go play gluck gluck goose with sara tonight?
by Gunit0912 November 19, 2020
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Goose n’ gouse

Goose n’ gouse is a very commonly used cult expression/word that is like saying swag but instead it’s goose n’ gouse to show your swaggy ness. (made by the ultimate SWGTDDS):
Shaggy shat noiry😼😈😍💩
Fagola the pimpest🤪🧶🥺🤑
Lil Crystal strag swag🧝🏻 ♀️🤎🔮🧸
Ultimate waifu💞✝️💋
Milf💆 ♀️👨🏻 🦰👌
Peepeerene la mamá🤰🏻👮🏻 ♂️😎🤰🏻
Big dick daddy 69😩☝️🍒
Stridster the biggie smolls🤠🦫👩 🦲🤏
- “Hey what’s up my browski?”
- “All good, just goose n’ gouse yk”

- drip my drip my drip
- ikr what a silly baka goose n’ gouse thing to do

Goose n’ gouse is the ultimate cult expression to use with ur swaggy friends. It means that you’re being swaggy and cool and is like saying swag or drip. It links back to cool people such as Ed sheeran and Trisha paytas.
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