redbull front wing

used to describe someone so morbidly fucking obese that their downforce literally makes them stick to the fucking ground like a fucking redbull f1 car

"that fat bitch has got to have the downforce of a redbull front wing"

by menlover2312 April 24, 2024

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024

the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024

William Frontflip

In 1316 in medieval Europe, John Backflip performed the first backflip without the use of witchcraft. His nemesis, William Frontflip, exiled him, believing that he had used witchcraft. William Frontflip then performed the first frontflip in 1318 using witchcraft, but was never exiled. To this day, people still believe that William Frontflip had copied John Backflip's invention.

Person 1: Did you know William Frontflip copied John Backflip?
Person 2: Of course, what an asshole.

by Jadenette11111 August 14, 2024

Authentic frontier gibberish

When someone speaks English to you but in such a weird dialect or accent or voice that you 🤔 actually 🤔 have some trouble understanding what they're saying

Someone on CNN said RFK Jr speaks authentic frontier gibberish. They insulted him, not just made fun of his speech impediment

by Sexydimma August 24, 2024

full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.

Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.

by princerinse December 28, 2024

Beaks front

When a situation, appearance, or overall state of anything is oriented correctly and is aesthetically/visually pleasing.

“Hey man, is my tie straight?”
“No it’s not BEAKS FRONT”

by Sefbeba January 11, 2025