Grab ass february

Every year in february, u can grab someones ass during a whole month

Hey its Grab ass february, can i grab ur butt?

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

February 13th, 2004

A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

by whippysnake245 September 8, 2020

Fap free february

Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.

Hey Edvard, how is fap free February going?
Not good, I lost first day of the month.

by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020

Forget Fapping February

No Nut November but in February
Basically just a second chance for those who failed NNN and also shorter

Person: Hey, have you heard of Forget Fapping February?
Person 2: No, what the fuck? How did you get in my house?

by heypaymeplease February 3, 2023

Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate , like the boys in No Nut November.

Are you still in finger free February?
Yesterday night I lost g.

by johunterx November 5, 2019

Fast Fap February

FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.

Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes

by Yomamaha January 5, 2022

February 8th birthday

February 8th birthdays. For people who’s name start with b, d, a, and h. Born from 2000-2007 people born on this day are very evil.

“February 8th birthday? What year?” “2002” “oh no, see ya!”

by Mrs.Saturn English Teacher January 27, 2021