Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.

I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018

Earing it

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".

Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!

by Yours_Truly_lol123 April 2, 2011

Pedal my ears

To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.

Billy said to Ashley, I want to take you to the bedroom so you can pedal my ears!

by PE4life January 12, 2022

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.

Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!

by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

Ear terrorism

Loud noises or anything that sounds unpleasant

"Turn down your ear terrorism"

by Potato fan February 4, 2024