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Dylan

Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room
by the biggest simp ever to exist December 24, 2021
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Dylan

I don't know how but dylan's are always the best friends but the stupidest people.
Dylan is such a great friend, but he's a fucking idiot
by Llama66 October 16, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is a hot, sexy, big dicked, motherfucker who eats out milf's in his free time.
Cock me Dylan. Please.
by BigDaddyGracie March 13, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan is a nice person when u first meet him but then within 10 months he will dump u bc u hurt yourself bc he was on a call with bitch for 5 mins u felt depersion he didnt care then he will go behind ur back and date a fucking horse/dino bitch tht was ur best friend when u still loved him she knew.
Dylan is a asshole.
by Sucktoes August 4, 2019
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Dylan

He is a cheating whore who will lead their exes on while having a whole ass girlfriend. He is a horrible maccas manager and lowkey ugly too.
Who is that smell guy over there

“Oh it’s a Dylan”
by Urmother696969696969669 March 15, 2024
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Dylan

A guy everyone likes.Every girl would be lucky to have him.He can be shy at first but once you get used to him he’s really nice.When you say he’s wrong his voice gets high.He has brown hair (everyone likes touching his hair). He is the fastest kid you will ever meet.He plays sports such as soccer and basketball.He May be short , but there will be at least one girl that will be shorter.He has really good ideas when it comes to dieing.He May have divorced parents but he doesn’t show his sadness.He is eager to get an A in all of his classes and he has a crush one one girl out of the whole school.Everyone Wounders who it is.He always has that one wild friend.Little did everyone know Dylan is ....GAY!
Example - “How is Dylan so fast?”
by Shush tee October 2, 2018
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Dylan

a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'
Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo
by qjakskxjx December 12, 2019
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