Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

Aut-downs

When someone is so mentally retarded that they must have both autism and Down's syndrome

Jason is so retarded he must have aut-downs.

by Dr. Looooong Shlong September 4, 2016

Hobo Down

To dress down, in a way that causes one to look like a homeless person

1) Dang that girl hobo down-ed today.

2) Guy 1: That guy hobo down-ed today.

Guy 2: Nah man, that guy is an actual hobo.

by YoGurlDnizzle July 9, 2016

Down with the diggity

Adjective - being a mother fucking legend

My guy has been killing it lately, he’s down with the diggity.

by Shitstorian November 4, 2019

Down to the brain

Totally and up right crazzyyy like minion bob

Why are you hitting her with a rock “DOWN TO THE BRAIN”

by Kalie is down to the brain April 26, 2020

Sweet Down

The beating that ensues from your baby finding a new use for their "sweetie" stuffed animal - getting medieval on your face.

Ah snap- little girl just launched into a full-on sweet down of mommy. You go to bed... be-atch!

by MassholeinNYC September 6, 2017

pants down

The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"

"Pants down, Shinji."

by Anonymous2023617 September 12, 2023