Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

Down Pound

A fist pound with your thumbs down.

“Down Pound It”

We were both wrong so we gave each other the down pound.

by Laleph September 10, 2019

Down Rock

Kieran Fisher being fucking daft and thinking it was something sexual

‘so do you go down rock’

by Big Fat Choppa September 17, 2019

Broing Down

Chilling with some bros and just having a good time; usually before an event or occasion

Broing down tonight would be sick, since we leave for our vacation tomorrow.

by brockison September 5, 2017

Sweet Down

The beating that ensues from your baby finding a new use for their "sweetie" stuffed animal - getting medieval on your face.

Ah snap- little girl just launched into a full-on sweet down of mommy. You go to bed... be-atch!

by MassholeinNYC September 6, 2017

track down

Find after a difficult search

I don't know where she is. I'll try to track her down. I'll track down her for you.

by M.Kh September 27, 2017

lazy down

Gabriel the lazy down leader

Gabriel is one of the most lazy down niggas on this earth

by Memegeneral April 19, 2017