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Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024
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Fish curtains

Fish curtains are a slang term for pussy lips
I had to hitch up my shorts to wade through her fish curtains
by Zoen McChicken Lips June 23, 2024
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Larry Curtis

TKU TKU TKU, TKU TKU. TKU, LARRY CURTIS, TKU TKU TKU.
by TKU22 December 22, 2024
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Dirty Curtis

When you're trying to wipe your ass and your asshole pinches off a piece of toilet paper and sucks it up inside.
I got a Dirty Curtis when I wiped my ass and had to shit it back out.
by anonymous October 11, 2025
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Stank curtain

When someone farts in a small area and makes it so someone has to walk through their fart.
I gave my wife a great stank curtain while we were walking down the hallway yesterday!
by Sithvader666 May 24, 2025
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Girth Curtain

The foreskin of a large hog
“If god didn’t want man to crank hog, he wouldn’t have installed the girth curtain
by StarvinMarvin December 18, 2025
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tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.
Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.
by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007
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