crotch gromit

Children

"Vanessa said she wishes she'd kept her legs closed because her crotch gromits are driving her mad"

by MickyNorg October 25, 2023

Crotch coma

Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy

I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.

by 518cargirl May 10, 2021

Crotch Circle

A crotch circle is a mysterious and detailed geometric pattern that appears overnight in one's pubic hair. It is not known what causes crotch circles, but some believe aliens are to blame, while others think it is a result of mother nature's forces.

Tom: Babe, you won't believe this... I woke up and there is now a circular pattern with rings in my dick hair!
Sam: Holy shit, that's a crotch circle!

by Flaming Arrow 456 February 19, 2021

Crotch Leprechaun

A gay individual who is internally homophobic and gobbles on tiny penis every Saturday night. They also have mouth herpes and spread it as they gobble that micropenis.

Every Saturday on my route home, I see Nathan G being a crotch leprechaun with Ethan next to the dumpster by A&W.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.

She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.

by RVRGUY September 1, 2022

crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.

Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."

by Jaymic February 5, 2015

Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017