crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

crotch plunger

Tampon.

Simon: Eww, Tilly, I saw your crotch plungers in the rubbish bin.

by JohnnyTheAmazing March 31, 2009

Crotch hugs

When you sneeze and your crotch bulges outward ever so slightly.

I was having sex with my girl and when she sneezed, she gave me the best best Crotch hugs ever!

by FUPAB July 4, 2022

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.

Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.

by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022

Crotch bunnies

The pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your crotch after you wipe.

The toilet paper was so cheap, it left crotch bunnies after I wiped.

by Jenp3108 April 4, 2023

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021