Rez coffee

All the natives drink Pepsi like it’s coffee

Oh there’s another immy rippin a rez coffee

by TheGreatAdolf September 9, 2022

Sweet coffee

A PENIS THAT'S BAD TO YOU

My Girlfriend is being a sweet coffee.

by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022

Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.

i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

pussy flavored coffee

hey look down below! it says buy a pussy flavored coffee mug! how odd...

some random gullible dude: :O a pussy flavored coffee mug! how awesome!!

free money am i right

by Dragons Breath May 12, 2022

hot coffee

a very amazing song...

taiya: "do u like your coffee HOOOOOOOOT"

hot coffee...

aspen: "let me be ur coffee POOOTTTTT"

leena: "u call the shots BABBBEEEEE"

corinne: "i just wanna be YOOUUUrrrrrrssss....."

by teenyweeny69 May 13, 2022

Shearer's coffee

Shearer's coffee is offered to shearer's during the annual shearing on a sheep farm by the farmer/ farmers wife.

AKA International Roast. The cheapest, nastiest brew served alongside Billy tea. No-one ever actually consumed it so it lasts forever.

Sheep farmer: 'The shearer's are coming next week.'
Sheep farmer's wife: 'I'm pretty sure there's still plenty of shearer's coffee in the woolshed from when your mother used to live here 20 years ago'

by LuckyDay😉 October 17, 2022