Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.
Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
by Shlomoh Geffen December 22, 2006
A prison in Schaumburg, IL. This school has a case for the worst high school in IL, with their administration leading the way. They do not know what to do, and their teachers do not know how to teach either, besides one, Joshua Csoka. The administration shows their favorites day in and day out, and if you are not on their good side, then you are out of luck. Stay clear of this school for your mental health.
by anonymous3724 November 07, 2021
is a christian who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christian and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.
she is not a christian...she's a half-ass christian that's why is she wearing those apple bottom shorts and acting like a slut on the dance floor.
by candygirltasteright June 26, 2007
A cult of the cockiest group of UVA students you will ever meet. Can often be seen wearing Nike basketball apparel, talking like they are hot stuff when in reality they couldn’t even make it on a Division 3 athletic team. Almost all of them are pre-med but are too lazy to work hard. They are often found in groups at Clemons looking at thecourseforum to take all GPA booster classes such as learn to groove, and they refuse to work for Bachelor of Science Degrees because that would actually be too much hard work for them. This may be a result of them living off of their parent's money. Also found exclusively in music and theology classes despite being "interested" in medicine. Sorriest bunch of fake Christians as they take every greedy shortcut in life. Identifiable by the pathetic use of "Champ-yoon" and "Champ-Hoon" to their name.
Pathetic GCF #1: "Man, because we're in Grace Christian Fellowship we're totally the coolest people in the world. Let's go Champ-Yoon at basketball after I finish my Learn to Groove Class because I'm too pathetically stupid to take real or challenging science courses even though I'm pre-med"
Pathetic GCF #2: "I agree, we are definitely the coolest people ever. Even though I only bench 135 pounds, let me pound my chest and scream loudly in my cutoff t-shirt on the basketball court. But first I have to go look on courseforum for another music class, I'm so afraid of taking a real class"
Pathetic GCF #2: "I agree, we are definitely the coolest people ever. Even though I only bench 135 pounds, let me pound my chest and scream loudly in my cutoff t-shirt on the basketball court. But first I have to go look on courseforum for another music class, I'm so afraid of taking a real class"
by dwys January 17, 2014
Texas Christian University is a private university located in Fort Worth, Texas. Home of the Horned Frogs, and LaDainian Tomlinson, aka the best football player in the history of EVER!!!! Bob Schieffer, a popular journalist, also attended TCU. The school colors are purple and white. Basically, the best private Christian school in the state!
Jenna: I went to Dallas Baptist University!
Kasey: Man, really? Nobody goes there. If you want a good Christian college, you better get your butt over to Texas Christian University!
Kasey: Man, really? Nobody goes there. If you want a good Christian college, you better get your butt over to Texas Christian University!
by hey lee! September 16, 2007
Monotheistic followers of Jesus who:
1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.
2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.
3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.
4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.
5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.
6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.
7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.
8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
1. Search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.
2. Serve God instead of themselves or their own desires.
3. Completely accept the Bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about God.
4. Take it upon themselves to be Christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy Christians for them.
5. Obey God's word because they love and respect God enough to obey Him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey God.
6. Do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with Jesus.
7. Obey God rather than men when the two are in conflict.
8. Do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
Sounds like death metal, but has biblically based lyrics. Makes fans of traditional death metal foam at the mouth and become the judgemental hypocrites they accuse Christians of being.
Uses the music of Satan to defeat his purpose.
Pwns noobs.
Uses the music of Satan to defeat his purpose.
Pwns noobs.
"Have you heard the new Becoming the Archetype? They kick ass. Oh wait, they're not talking about eating babies, I can't listen anymore. Dadgum that gosh darned Christian Death Metal."
by dekken February 20, 2007