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Christopher Sturniolo

Christopher Sturniolo is charming, funny, handsome, and just overall a kind soul. He's a very loving and caring person.
person 1: Man, I wish girls would want me.

person 2: no one can get any girls because Christopher Sturniolo exists!
by roskvlls June 16, 2023
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East Christmas

A place that is very far from where you are, or live. Can also be used to suggest a lack of knowledge of a place.

Background and source are not known.
However, the is very similar to West Bubblefuck and has the same meaning.
"Where the fuck is this East Christmas?"

"My friend lives in East Christmas, at the end of Whaddafuck Drive and Commons."
by Raney October 21, 2004
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Jew Christmas

The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts
We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon
by Slickyricky March 28, 2017
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Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!
Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.
by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017
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jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris
*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris
by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017
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The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .
by Dongcoptered October 8, 2017
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The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'
Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job
by Fogt December 16, 2017
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