beer boner

getting overly excited and slightly aroused when thinking, talking about, or drinking beer.

Jarrod was describing the newest Blue Moon and got a massive beer boner that just wouldn't go away

by laurenemilyyy December 19, 2009

Boner rage

Masturbatory red mist

Will: I couldn't help it. I was in a boner rage.

by dafadau October 28, 2010

boner bump

When you're at a concert and the crowds really pumped, then the guy behind you pokes/grazes your back with his boner.

"That guy totally boner bumped me"
Awkward...

by That's nasty man March 17, 2009

Useless Boner

A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.

Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..."

Married man: "Thank god I never have that problem!"

by Dustin J White October 22, 2008

boner tag

when you and an opponent face eachother at opposite ends of a hallway and you both are sporting large boners. you run at eachother full speed and when you get close enough you try and poke the other with your boner sort of like jousting.

Yesterday my friend and I played a quick game of boner tag for the last piece of cake.

by thomas1234 February 2, 2007

boner lines

To snort a fat line of coke off of the incredibly erect penis of a scenester.

"Dude I was in the bathroom at START last night doing boner lines with Gibby!"

by Danimal May 9, 2003

Corona Boner

refers to an individual obsessed with the Corona Virus.

Person 1: Dave won't shut up about Corona Virus, he's got a mountain of toilet paper.
Person 2: yeah he's got Corona Boner something bad.

by Joey Pepperonii March 19, 2020