bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.

"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)

by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

moose bag

A particularly ugly woman.

Look at that moose bag on the dance floor!

by wonky james September 18, 2017

feel bag

A person that is so full of feelings that they literally are just a bag of feelings hence feel bag.

Jesse can't stop crying. He is such a feel bag

by Socks22 July 14, 2017

sweater bags

breasts in a sweater.

Don't sweat her sweater bags, 'cause her face is busted.

by Kentucky Windage November 6, 2009

Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015

Douche Bag

Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.

7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.

"Who invited this douche bag?"

"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"

"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"

by k-bomber September 26, 2012