ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

by ducknipples March 22, 2022

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

Stuffed Ham

When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.

We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!

by LIUKKAKE January 7, 2023

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

Gray Ham

Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam

“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”

by Imonurmom July 1, 2023

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011