juliet bra-ham

A girl that once lived in the palace and at a (very) young age she was kidnapped by a wolf. :'(She was living a nice life eating lots of ham.(she ate so much she blew up , legend has it that when Juliet blew up a cloud of smoke in the shape of a bra puffed above her and then rained hammmmmm wooh

Do you know Juliet bra-ham,oh yah I saw her blow up.:)

by meee mis ham May 20, 2022

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.

When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.

by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022

Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.

Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.

by bindr May 26, 2022

Ham wallet

Vagina

I have a fragrant candle line that smells like my ham wallet

by Rundlep04 January 21, 2021

ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012

slap the ham

something that is amazing; wonderful

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩

by starlights7421 May 22, 2021

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 June 10, 2016