Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

by BigPasta April 3, 2021

Boat Loc

A boat full of loco (Boat Loc) or crazy as FUCK.

This mothafucka is boat loc!

by chjori March 10, 2020

boat bumper

A slang term for vagina to vagina sexual contact.

I caught my sister and her best friend in the middle of a boat bumper session!

by Jrod2113 October 5, 2017

Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

The Boat Nook

A promise that is made to seal the deal with the hottie you met at your friend's house boat party that you'll never forget her no matter how bad your Alzheimer's gets.

I went to visit Jason at the marina. There was a chick there named Shawna that I gave the boat nook to. At least I think her name was Shawna.

by jeffiet August 19, 2021

row-boat

1. to sing in a round

"We need a song we can row-boat to."

by Ryan Eads April 29, 2007

Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!

Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!

by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023