Noah

Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!

by mugger3948 July 7, 2024

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Noah

Noah Decuir (Pronounced Dick Queer) is a funny dude and a good conversationalist who likes guns and is secretly a furry. He enjoys video games and is super fun to hang out with and that one song reminds you of him. He should totally go to valley fair with the coolest person ever soon and let them PAY. He is also a meme lord, second to of course the coolest person ever.

Noah: Jaidyn is a furry (lies)

by Ryleigh111 June 6, 2021

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Noah

Someone who can be a dirty minded person but can also be funny in many ways, plays games and is good at all of them, a person you can trust to not tell all your secrets, who can make you happy when your felling down, if you meet a noah then you just found someone that you should never let to of.

Person: I need to tell you a secret

Noah: ok I wont tell anyone (actually wont tell anyone)
Person: okay

by Urtreegayy May 23, 2020

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Noah

Noah is sexy beast who stomps girls heads in he is all powerful and mighty he always gets the girls he rules Port Coquitlam with his powerful and mighty DONG. The only person that the great noah of the ark bows down to is the great Daniel pugsley. Daniel pugsley is the greatest and most powerful being to walk this planet see more on Daniel pugsley page 44 back to noah. Noah is great with the guys and girls noah knows what’s up

Becky: omg is that noah
Jade: yea it is
Becky: I hear noah only bows down to his master the great Daniel pugsley

Jade:Noah is good

by I da man February 16, 2020

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noah Schenk

A term that refers to a man that has shaved his head to mock a Nazi but had unexpectedly changed his personality to a nazi. This entails that such an individual is afraid of diverse women, cultural diversity, and minorities.

That’s guy is an asshole: he is a real Noah Schenk!

by Noah.. Skank February 26, 2024

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