Urban sludge hammer

It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.

Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!

by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 19, 2016

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ban hammer

The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.

When the only conflict-resolution tool you have is a ban hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

by q359 July 25, 2023

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Hammer Jacking

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.

Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

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bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.

You seem to have had a bad day. You look like a bag of hammers!!

by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019

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Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.

Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???

by flulaborg August 30, 2023

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