Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

queermo beard

(n.) - the collection of hair that grows on your face, usually resembles something that of a homosexual elmo.

Oh man! look at that dude, he's got a queermo beard.

Ii man you got one queermo beard.

by QueensCream November 14, 2011

strawberry beard

Bloodstains on the cheeks and chin, caused by performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.

by remyg November 3, 2011

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 18, 2011

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Harley beard

“Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be

Harley Beardy is the goat and hates neeks

by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023