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An individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams “It was I” and laughs maniacally. It smells bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a YouTube.
by A_Jar_Of_Lotion January 25, 2023
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A very popular video-sharing website created in 2005 by Jawed Karim, Steve Chen, And Chad Hurley
Guy 1: I found this really cool guy on youtube named R4ndxmeds1ts with 6.7k Subs! You should go sub to him!
Guy 2: Bet! Wow, He's so cool and amazing I'll like all his shorts and videos!
by r4ndxmed1tsYT August 11, 2023
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Youtuber

someone who does almost nothing but probably still makes more than you
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Artisan Age of YouTube

Also known as the "Pre-influencer era of youtube"

The umbrella term for the golden age (2005-2009) and silver age (2010-2013) of the platform. The peak of creativity and coolness in videos. Including, but not limited to: AVGN, RWJ, Jenna Marbles, NigaHiga , TGWTG, Game Over by Poykpac, Jacksfilms, Pewdiepie, Epic Meal time, Overly Attached Girlfriend, Boxxy, Bobby Burns, Dan and Phil.

As opposed to the (ugh) Post-artisan age/influencer era of YouTube which started at

the bronze age (2014-2016) and the iron/dark age (2017-present day; worsened by the pandemic) where creativity and close-knit dynamics with audiences were replaced by low brow videos, low effort commentary toxicity/bullying, diss tracks, scandals involving forests, boxing matches and formulaic but financially extravagant Mr. Beast videos.
David: man I miss OG YouTube.

Simon: Fr dude, it was the Artisan age of youtube, funny stuff, like corridor digital, nostalgia critic. Freddie W and RocketJump.

David: Ever notice that youtube just dropped in artistic quality when VGHS ended? YouTube red showed up straight after, then that was it. Apocalypse, The Paul brothers. Viners came out of nowhere. Now it's a wasteland of creativity.
by DarkI3INARY June 19, 2024
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Youtube smack

A Youtube smack is when you call someone over, play a really long video, and at the end, reveal to them that it's a Youtube video. The purpose of this is usually to satisfy them with a good amount of progress so they can relax when they get back home. Sometimes, if you know each other well, this is done on their account, conveniently saving the progress for them. If it's on your account, they can simply buffer the end of the video on their account when they get back home and the video will automatically be finished for them.
Friend 1: I Youtube smacked Vincent yesterday.
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 1: Yeah. Now he's spending today just relaxing at home.
Friend 2: What video?

Friend 1: Since it was the only day we'd be meeting this week, I used a half an hour long restoration video.
Friend 2: Well it sure is nice to be satisfied, isn't it?
Friend 1: Yeah.
by arvinthsiva May 1, 2022
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YouTube Shit

It's thought that a YouTube Shit has never been made because who would think of that?
by Echold2006 April 15, 2023
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Youtube

An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive pointless stupidity (Def:1)

An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence (Def:2)
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube. (Def:1)

A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
by PensterEsther January 25, 2023
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