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Wet Chirps

"John smoked on an empty stomach and now hes got the wet chirps"
by I'm Tryin'Ova'Ere March 13, 2020
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Wet Sweat

Wet Sweat is the result of rain in a humid climate. Protecting yourself from the rain with a coat results in self perspiration. Thus you are wet and sweaty.
Decided to wear my raincoat today but caught a serious cause of wet sweat.
by DJswade November 15, 2009
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Wet Charles

I gave my girl a wet Charles last night. Nearly scared the shit out of her
by BC42! September 20, 2022
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Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.
Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango
by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021
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Wet Isaiah

A wet Isaiah is what you call it when you use hot car oil as lube for an intense session of gay sex.
Hey baby, you want to try out the wet Isaiah? I want to heat things up!
by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022
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Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.
Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe
by Sayrus September 19, 2018
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Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.
Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.
by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020
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