pick a window, you're leaving

when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen

Pick a window, You're leaving

by cheeky mars October 1, 2016

Windows 11

Latest major release of the Windows operating system.

and when I say update, I meant its a update for New High end PCs instead

Also not recommended to upgrade if your computer has a AMD cpu

Windows 11 needs Trusted Platform Module 2.0 so it enhances security. this is available on most computers that are at least 3 years old

by Sebby294 November 21, 2021

Juicy window

The window of time teams across the world have to meet and be in their normal working hours.

It is nearly impossible to book a meeting in the juicy window.

by Thousandspiders April 4, 2025

Window pilgrim

An immigrant trying to illegally climb through the recent safe window America has created.

Them window pilgrims are lucky they're in those sanctuary cities or they'd all get deported.ly

by akfourtynine October 22, 2019

Windows

Windows is a operating system made by Microsoft.

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"

by hdsn jkdnasddasdasd June 10, 2023

The President's Window Challenge

A male masturbating and ejaculating out of a window, preferably a second floor window.

"Me and Hunter was doin the president's window challenge when we realized that there was someone below the window".

by Mr. President's Gay May 8, 2016

Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

by OurLordAndSaviorTHREE June 25, 2021