Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020

twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

by MDOODLE March 31, 2009

twat punch

one who is an asshole

You twat punch. >.< booooy ill bust a cap.

by Lord Thunder Cunt May 17, 2006

twat rag

when a girl is being a total bitch on her rag

Mike: " my girlfriend is being such a twat rag today"
Brian " I know how you feel man!"

by michelle5 September 5, 2007

Twat Farm

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)

Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!

by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012

e-twat

This is what a winrar person got called from faggots.

<Kayc> *post gore picture*
<Pussy> e-Twat!

by Diiick May 21, 2008

egg twat

During intercourse, the process during which the male inserts his testacles into the female's vagina and then proceeds to "pop" them out in a sudden motion.

Dude me and my girlfriend did the egg twat last night. I shoved my balls in there and popped them out so loud.

by texasjustice69 September 10, 2010