text lids

When you look in another car and you can only see the other person's eye lids because they are staring in their lap texting on their phone.

Dude 1: wtf is this crazy lady doing
Dude 2: yea I see text lids, that explains a lot

by Almighty Sandwich September 16, 2009

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010

Speaker Text

When, after getting a text message, the receiver immediately shares it with everyone present.

Thanks to your speaker text, I know what your friend thinks of my tits.

I'm going to kill your friend because of what he said about my tits on Speaker text.

by Shron December 9, 2008

twitter-text

1. Sending what would be a twitter in the form of a text message.

2. Sending irrelevant texts for no apparent reason.

Rita: Just left the gym
Juan: Great...Why do I care?

Rita: Just thought I'd tell ya
Juan: Fantastic. I appreciate the twitter-text.

by J. Vinnie Cologne February 5, 2010

Ghetto Text

Someone from jail calls you and knows there is no money on the phone and leaves a ghetto text instead of their name so you receive a short message.

How to get a Ghetto Text when inmate calls,
Answer phone: You have a call from "I love you" an inmate in the (fill in the blank) facility.

by smokinbudha December 12, 2013

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

textationship

a relationship in which the participants only text and are never seen speaking face to face

Jerry and Bella's relationship had turned into a textationship.

by awkwardhumansclub January 5, 2017