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Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.
Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in
by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021
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Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.
You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.
by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023
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Jersey Shore Snow Cone

(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex
Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!
by Lick my rose November 11, 2019
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Jersey Her

To pull a dress up over the shoulders and head of a woman before engaging in consensual sex.
Megan Moroney's dress looked so good on the CMA's I wanted to Jersey Her.
by Netserk November 8, 2023
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Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.
Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!
by Peachtreez July 27, 2016
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Jersey

Jersey is a amazing friend. She is smart, pretty, funny and loving. even though she doesn't think. She is amazing at sports. She doesn't care about guys. She believes that all she needs is friends. She loves animals especially COWS. She's also the definition of a crackhead shes so stupid but in a funny way. She can also make you think that she's mad at you even though she loves you. If you know a Jersey you should do everything you can to keep her close.
Me: She's so awesome I wish I was her
Friend: Thats Jersey
by Olivia27 March 17, 2020
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New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese
by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017
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