ham-hop

ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons

the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant

by john-lindsay September 13, 2013

ham garage

Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.

‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’

by SevillaWalletDamageFC July 14, 2018

Ham Aslume

A fictional parody of the DC Comics Arkham Asylum that originated from the ever-insane BatmanArkham subreddit. Known patients include Man, the Jonkler, Bone, and Dick.

"Why hasn't Jonkler escaped the Ham Aslume? Is he stupid?"

by Michael Machiel April 14, 2024

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

Ms. Ham

Most pretty High School Teacher ever!

Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.

by Hylde June 22, 2021

ham closet

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025