Wet Cash

When you're bustin' your ass, and you get that cash flow. When your income flowin' like water.

"Man I been working overtime for the last month. Y' all 'ready know I got that wet cash"

by thisbe.j March 17, 2019

wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket

Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp

by manbalock June 19, 2018

Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.

God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!

by Wspycrs July 17, 2018

wet elisha

When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.

Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet

by Trashboat21 February 3, 2019

The double wet

When you are just about to lose your virginity, but your mom comes home. So you rather just finger the girl and cry
Both her pussy and your eyes are wet.

Hey dude, didnt you meet that girl yesterday?
Yeah man, it all went to shit...
How so? Didn't you say that you were going to fuck her?
Yeah man, i only got the double wet.

by Unge_smegmaburger February 4, 2019

Wet loving

The act of sexual loving

Damn last night at Applebee’s Betty gave me some wet loving in the bathroom

by Copengriz February 16, 2019

Wet Karl

When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.

Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase

by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018