The greatest superhero that ever lived. He flies in his Porno Glider and blasts his enemies with his insane porno blasters. He also has porno goggles that lets him see through hot women's clothing. His Arch enemy is Gay Porno Man whose identity I cannot reveal at this time.
Porno Man, He's our hero, Gonna reduce GAY porno down to ZERO!
With your sexual powers combined, I AM PORNO MAN!
With your sexual powers combined, I AM PORNO MAN!
by Porno_Man October 27, 2005
when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wing man comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). The wing man's whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.
A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.
A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.
guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly bitchy ass friends...be my wing man tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix...
guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one
guy 2: damn strait
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix...
guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one
guy 2: damn strait
by Bigeast 34 April 01, 2006
To have a hard time getting a man based on looks. This should be used as a politically correct version of "ugly".
"I would never date her, shes too man challenged"
" Have you seen Jimmys new Gf, shes really man challenged"
That new shirt you bought doesn't look good, it makes you look man challenged"
" Have you seen Jimmys new Gf, shes really man challenged"
That new shirt you bought doesn't look good, it makes you look man challenged"
by kennymack May 14, 2010
a dick-man is a person who is very full of themselves, a person who has a very sarcastic tone who also makes smerky comments when he feels that the situation does not suit him in favor. This person feels that he is smart and thinks that he is too busy to hang out or pick up his phone. A Dick-man tends to never pick up when you call him nor does he attempt to look at his phone when he knows it is ringing. In addition a dick-man will never call you back because he is either playing golf, watching the golf channel or sports center. A dick-man tends to be very boring with an old man personality. When a dick-man is watching TV he also tends to slouch on the couch and has a scary look on his face. There is also a saying about a dick-man: when a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be, a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be. In other words a dick-man cannot accept what he cannot be. SO as a result he reverts to asshole actions like pretending he is tired, or has to get up early, making smerky comments, never picking up, saying he is busy and of course playing golf. A DICK-MAN's full potential comes out when he is drunk, when this happens he goes to the extreme and acts like such an asshole but doesn't realize it. When in a group situation and when a dick-man says a dick-man comment people should yell DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN and point directly to his ear, until he knows that his action was not right. A Dick-man is usually really insecure.
Ashtin: Hey man do you know why carson isn't picking up his phone?
Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while
Ashtin: Why does he do this?
Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again
Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa
Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!
Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man
Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while
Ashtin: Why does he do this?
Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again
Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa
Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!
Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man
by CARsinnnnnnnnn June 20, 2012
A ruggedly handsome man. 5'10" or taller, with rough calloused Hands, broad shoulders, Chest hair and facial hair. Hungry Men often star in romance novels. A Man who likes a home cooked meal. He can often be found wearing rubber boots, and likes typical manly things like Hunting, Fishing, Cars, Beer, etc. He is the opposite of a metrosexual.
by jRm88 April 01, 2011
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White Kids from a suburban area ( Vaughan, Richmondhill, etc. ) think they are tough because they copy Debby's motives. Their parents are lawyers and doctors with a financial income but still claim they came from the mud.
by sael lmaooooooo February 02, 2021