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Stella Hands

Select XV established out of Folkestone 2001. A seriously good drinking team with a serious rugby problem. Motto: Strength & Honour.
I played for the Stella Hands last weekend and am still sore a week later. If you step onto the rugby field and hear the chant Strength & Honour you know your playing with the Stella Hands.
by Man on the Hill September 4, 2006
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Sammich Hands

invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption
by Mykreed September 10, 2011
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Hand Pork

Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.
Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'

Gav - 'You did what bro?'

Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'
by Gavanova October 2, 2011
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Hand-Candy

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.
"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"
by winch guy August 20, 2014
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Hound Hand

The realisation that your hand smells like a dogs coat after you have patted it.
Christo - "Carlos! I just patted your mutt and now I've got Hound Hand..Mah!"

Carlos "Ha, Mutt 1 Christo Zero!"
by Splintergroup72 February 26, 2010
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midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.
Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold
by smartspears92 June 16, 2014
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Hand-Free

Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.
Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me
by mushroom_the_man123 May 30, 2017
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