Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020

twat waffle

a drunken slang

your a twat waffle

by MDOODLE March 31, 2009

twat punch

one who is an asshole

You twat punch. >.< booooy ill bust a cap.

by Lord Thunder Cunt May 17, 2006

twat rag

when a girl is being a total bitch on her rag

Mike: " my girlfriend is being such a twat rag today"
Brian " I know how you feel man!"

by michelle5 September 5, 2007

Menage-a-twat

Threesome with ALL women

Dude: I just watch this porn video with 3 chicks getting it on
Buddy: Oh, you saw a menage-a-twat flick

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

Twat Farm

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)

Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!

by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012

Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.

I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.

by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008