Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!
by dc1234567 July 26, 2011
Your retardation factor is over 9000.
by Tina Parsons February 26, 2017
by Steven.E.M May 04, 2011
1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School
by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017
The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.
Person B: How do I do that?
Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
Person B: How do I do that?
Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
by dreadpiratejack April 27, 2011
by checkled slovockia January 20, 2012