Meat Maid

A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.

Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.

by lovelyowl December 15, 2012

Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.

Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?

by Snuggie January 7, 2022

meat pearl

a clit,the man in the boat

i went down on my ladies big old meat pearl

by borgue April 27, 2007

Meat kiss

Kissing one's penis

I don't get it, I see straight girls with their toungues down eachother's throats but I give my homie one little meat kiss and suddenly I'm gay.

by FratBoiFly August 20, 2017

Meat-Slicer

A machine that chops up hamburger meat, what did you think it chopped up?🤨📸

Guy:The meat-slicer is broken again, which means no more meat in it
Guy 2:🤨📸

by Ena1010101 March 24, 2022

meat folds

The lower layer of stomach flab that obscures the vision of one's genitals....meat

My meat folds are so big, I forgot what gender I am

by supahjustin February 12, 2015

Meat wheel

When two dudes 69

I heard josh and ray did a meat wheel after work.

by JE84 June 14, 2016