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blanket hoe

when you sleep with someone and they keep stealing your half of the blanket
"stop being a blanket hoe, steve im cold!"
by 3.1414 November 12, 2016
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Hi Hoes

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.
The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.
by GregNelson29 April 1, 2023
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Hoop Hoe

Person 1: OMG did you see Jessica with Brad this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah, she was with Chad last weekend, and they’re both on the basketball team

Person 1: Wow she’s such a Hoop Hoe
by Bob Ross’ Maid December 16, 2019
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Turbo Hoe

The epitome of being a hoe. Will literally fuck anything that walks, and can consistently be found bragging about sexual encounters. She has a body count of over 69 and is almost always Catholic, incredibly freaky. *Will attempt Cock and Ball Torture on you without your consent.
Homie 1: Bro did you hear about Celeste, she's constantly talking about how she railed her bf before they got to his house cause' she "couldn't wait.
Homie 2: Oh shit dude yeah, now that you say it she really seems like a fucking Turbo Hoe to me ngl.
by MhadDawg January 28, 2020
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Incognito hoe

A woman that does sexual favors in secret, but in daily life does not appear to be a hoe.
Man 1 - She looks like a sweet girl.

Man 2- Nah man, I saw her in the club last night, she is a incognito hoe
by El blanco Jesus June 1, 2019
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Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.
My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.
by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018
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Story Hoe

A person who receives a snapchat message (a.k.a "snap") which the sender also posts on their snapchat story.
I feel like such a Story Hoe after Becky sent me that holiday pic she put on her story too.
by WiseOnr February 10, 2017
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